Every Monday, I fire up Blogger and pretend that I'm a member of society. I pretend that I don't hate the world as much as I do, that I have anything remotely approaching faith in our government, that I'm at all convinced the world will listen to what I have to say. Every Monday, I pretend that someone will read what I have to write. Why? You and I both know I'd be much happier if no one saw me at all.